I never noticed that the female in the stained glass at our daughter's school had a lemon slice in her mouth!

Sometimes when the laundry is too overwhelming and I've eaten the last Mike and Ike, I reach over to the nightstand and start a new paint-by-number I have waiting for me. But I don't start it at the top like the instructions suggest, nope, right in the middle and even at the bottom. Then I smile and do the damn laundry.

Parents and Their Smartphones: Who Talks, Texts, Plays the Most | Cozi.com

Parents and Their Smartphones: Who Talks, Texts, Plays the Most | Cozi.com

My Ride!

Forward pedaling Electra Townie. Waiting on fenders, baskets, and bell. A motor would be nice too.

Homemade Father's Day T- Shirts 2012

Came across some photos on the computer that Emma took of Zoe and made a short short movie out of them.

You know you're depressed when your pants fall down while vacuuming and you don't bother to pull them up.

If you happen to spot me lurking around town, I may resemble this sketch. Be not afraid, I am calm and harmless. My stress level is at it's highest and I am merely overwhelmed. I may not respond.

My day...

My day so far 

Awake at 8:54 am 

Took meds

Snuggled with Stella and watched SpongeBob

Coffee

Shot at targets (not animals) with BMC using slingshot and checked Facebook on phone, texts with Teresa

More coffee

Hit touch up on dryer

Wiped Stella’s rump in bathroom

Plugged in steam cleaner

Checked Teresa’s blog

Uploaded pics from phone to computer
Informed Stella her shoes were on the wrong feet and that her pants she chose were my all time favorites

Started blogging…typed this…and this….and ….

Thinking I want to test steam clean some spots on carpet, blow away to sweet gum balls, assemble shelves in basement to inventory/store bmc’s office items.

Made a weekday morning chart for Emma

Snack for stella

Listened Lily describe her dream

Blood sugar (72)

Tested steamer on marble grout

Tested steamer on wood floor

Tested steamer on kitchen cabinets

Cleaned bathroom near garage. Totally went Howard Hughes all over it with steamer. 

Cleaned door to garage; both sides. (Some time ago my full cup of coffee flew across the garage and against door. It was a sight to see.)

Mixed some 2-cycle oil and gasoline for blower.

Shared a hug with Stella when she returned home from grocery store.

Blew leaves and annoying Sweet Gum prickly balls into woods near batting cage.

Mowed same area.

Ate ½ a bag of Twizzlers.

Box of Mike and Ikes.

Somewhere in the mix of all that I helped Stella with some Polly Pockets issues

listened to Lily tell me about a television show

answered a text

made more coffee

had some text conversations with Zoe and Emma 

handed out Fig Newtons

got Zoe a USB cord 

sat with bmc for a few minutes 

I also found one of Emma’s missing library books and put it on her backpack

After I put all the yard stuff away I ate the candy while finalizing Emma's a.m. checklist

Just realized that I haven't physically seen Emma today. She was taking a shower when I returned indoors.